Shannen  Doherty knows how to make 90210 better. Bring on the BAG!

“Oh gosh, Brian Austin Green!” Doherty told reporters at last night’s Gen Art's 14th Annual “Fresh Faces In Fashion-Designers To Watch” Event. “I adore Brian, and Brian and I have always had a really good, strong relationship…The only thing about bringing him to 90210 is that I wouldn’t want him not on The Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. He is so good and it’s one of my favorite shows. So I want him back really badly, but at the same time, I love watching that show and I love watching him in it.”

Whatever, he can get a day off.

90210 NEEDS David Silver!

Like Freak Nasty said, “Don't even matter your age…I put my hand upon your hip, When I dip, you dip, we dip.”

Cloris Leachman, 82, arrives at the premiere of her new film The Women (she’s far and away the best part of the film, which is kind of like being the tallest person in Munchkinland) with her Dancing with the Stars partner Corky Ballas.

Annette Benning is already campaigning for her co-star. “She’s going to win! Winner! I predict right now,” Benning said.

“I was the best jitterbugger in high school,” Cloris said of her dance background “and then we would dance when the big bands would come through Des Moines, Iowa. We’d dance outside on this huge platform at night, under the stars, while the big bands played during World War II and that was the most fun, romantic time. But it certainly is nothing like professional ballroom.”

Who’s the blonde beauty eating for two and sporting an outie?

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Lindsay Lohan was back on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday (we are loving her black and white Jem and the Holograms star shirt) and, of course, Samantha Ronson was by her side, as always.

We wish they would just come out and admit they’re a couple.

On August 31st, they were spotted sharing an affectionate kiss on the lips in front of the Mercer Hotel in New York after a day of shopping in SoHo. That would be so sweet if they weren’t being covert, stealth worrywarts. Don’t they understand that if everyone knew they were together, people would stop caring because it doesn’t have the surreptitious scandal factor?

Game on!

Forget Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling (we’re still so bitter about them); there’s an even bigger reconciliation story.

Prince Harry and his on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again girlfriend (they last broke up in February) Chelsea Davey, were snapped leaving the Boujius nightclub in South Kensington, London last night after partying with Princess Eugenie.  It’s on…again.

These two can’t get enough of each other.

We don’t blame Chelsea. We don’t think we could ever get enough of Harry either. That is one hot prince.

God Save the Sexy Beast!

OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

How hot are our boyfriends??? The fact that they’re all grown up and so manly makes us weak in the knees.

We need smelling salts and a fainting couch. Delightful, delicious, de-lovely.

New Kids On The Block and Neo performed live on The Today Show yesterday to promote their new album, The Block, which arrived in stores on Tuesday and is already on its way to selling over 100,000 copies this week.

A sold-out tour and a hit record; we hope NKOTB now realizes how much they were missed and decide to stick around for a while. We can’t wait to see them live in October!!!

NKOTB 4 Eva

CariDee English, winner of America’s Next Top Model cycle seven, arrives at "The Red Thread: The Inspiration and Passion of Valentino Garavani" event held at the Grace Building in New York City.

Did she just get off the Tara Reid party bus?

That Hersey’s chocolate chiffon nightmare of a dress is doing her no favors but neither is her hair and makeup. She is unrecognizably busted.

We love CariDee for her vivaciousness and spunk but at the end of the day, she’s a model and they get paid to look good.

We want a refund.

Who wouldn’t make love in da club with this man?

Swoon.

Usher performed at the NFL Opening Kickoff 2008 Celebration which shut down New York City’s  Columbus Circle. There were performances by Usher, Keith Urban and Natasha Bedingfield. OMG, “Soulmate,” Natasha’s song from The Bachelorette, just thinking about it gives us chills.

Speaking of chills, the idea of seeing Usher perform live…we’re getting the quivers. Love him! And how foxy is that suit?

Usher keeps it tight and right.

Poor Tara Reid. She’s not even a hot mess; she’s just a messy, funky, puke-in-the-hair mess.

The former actress attended last night’s premiere of The Women in Los Angeles. Why? She’s not in it, we doubt she’s friends with Meg Ryan or Annette Benning and there’s really no place for her on the red carpet anymore. She hasn’t acted in years, she’s reportedly a raging alcoholic and she looks like a reheated poopburger.

While the former American Pie starlet signed autographs for fans in the crowd (who would want one?) her boobs almost popped out of her super cleavage-y dress.

So? It’s not like we haven’t seen them before. This girl needs to retire and slink away. Bad scene.

After appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her much hyped return to 90210, Shannen Doherty hosts Gen Art's 14th Annual "Fresh Faces In Fashion-Designers To Watch" Event in Manhattan last night.

If any of those designers to watch are responsible for her dress, you need to watch out; that get up is terrible. She looks fat, dumpy and like she’s trying to dress up her grandma’s nightie.

Shannen! You’re finally back in the spotlight after years of being “the 90210 bitch who got fired and replaced by Tiffani Amber Thiessen” or “the Charmed bitch who got fired and replaced by Rose McGowan”.  Now you’re Shannen, the bitch who can’t dress. Get on the ball, girl!