Ashton Kutcher’s Marital Advice

March 25, 2009 at 4:20am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Men of the world, listen up.

Ashton Kutcher is a Twitter Zen master and he’s using his Tweets to help ya’ll out.

So Twits, listen to this Tweet about how he and his wife, Demi Moore, are able to stay happy together:

“For me it’s about relearning that supporting my wife isn’t about providing $ and home, it’s about supporting her desires, needs and emotions.

“Greatest lesson in my marriage: Don’t try to solve her problems, just listen, love and be supportive. This is the opposite of male nature.”

Ahem!

If men could just learn these two simple truths, the war of the sexes would be much closer to being over:

1. When we tell you our problems, we’re not telling you to fix them, we’re venting.

2. When you pee, put the seat down and wipe up any spillage.

There. Wasn’t that easy?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Comments

I think you mean AFTER you

I think you mean AFTER you pee, put the seat down. ... Putting the seat down WHEN you pee leads to more spillage that can't adequately be cleaned up.

--Rob G.

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