SAG Awards Winners

Last night’s SAG Awards were less than thrilling but there were a few Oh Snap moments.

The stand out moments included Katie Holmes’ alarmingly lopsided nipples (what was going on there???), Mickey Rourke’s dependence on being like Al Bundy and conducting all of his interviews with his hand down his pants (ewww), the horror of seeing Susan Sarandon on stage in flats (egad!), the shock of how sickly Anthony Hopkins looked (is he okay?), the inclusion of Peter Dinklage after a shot of Corky from Life Goes On in the “Special Needs” montage (you know he’s pissed!) and Meryl Streep pulling an Adrien Brody and planting a wet one on Ralph Fiennes when she accepted her award as Best Actress.

The complete list of winners can be found below.

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actress in a Comedy Series - Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series - Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in A Comedy Series - 30 Rock
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series - Hugh Laurie (House)
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series - Sally Field (Brothers and Sisters)
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series - Mad Men
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a TV Movie/Miniseries - Laura Linney (John Adams)
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a TV Movie/Miniseries - Paul Giamatti (John Adams)
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role - Sean Penn (Milk)
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role - Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role - Meryl Streep (Doubt)
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role - Kate Winslet (The Reader)
Outstanding Performance by a Cast in A Motion Picture - Slumdog Millionaire
Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award - James Earl Jones

—Sasha Perl-Raver