Balki the Trash Talker

What is it this week and trash talking? The latest quasi-celeb to badmouth his former co-stars is, oddly enough, Bronson Pinchot, better known as Balki from Perfect Strangers. Believe it or not he was actually in other things too.

On Tom Cruise, he said: "We thought [he] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth," and that he "made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments."

On Denzel Washington: "he’s one of the most unpleasant human beings I’ve ever met in my life, but he’s this mega-superstar."

On Bette Midler's treatment of the director of The First Wives Club: "[She] was such a bitch to him. While he was directing, she would be rolling her eyes, pantomiming with her favorite actors, and she made it very difficult. And he was at his wit’s end. He was actually a very nice man, but she was very unkind to him on that movie. Am I not supposed to say these things?"

At least he's sort of self-aware. We're sure all of these A-listers could care less what Balki things of them, frankly.