Brooke Hogan vs. Heidi Montag

Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan's obnoxious daughter, has blessed us with a new song titled "Ur Not That Hot." How it rolls off the tongue! Impressive as ever, that Brooke.

"Ur Not That Hot" is apparently a diss record (her words, not ours), and its target is none other than Heidi Montag of The Hills and half of celebdom's most excruciating couple. Her husband Spencer is a major dbag.

MTV says that the track starts out with someone impersonating Heidi:

"Umm. Hey Brooke, what's up?" the Heidi-impersonator says. "This is Heidi Montag. I just want to let you know that I'm making a record and that your record ... better watch its back. And, if you think that Stack$ is awesome, just wait for Spencer. Bye."

On her Myspace, Brooke's only explanation is:

"WHY???? Because I can," she wrote. "And this is just the tip of the iceberg! I'm so sick of people that use me and my family, people with NO talent calling people out who work harder than them, and just people who have a dumbass attitude to begin with."

No doubt Heidi will jump to reply ASAP, and Spencer as well of course.

Our verdict: these people deserve each other. Go at it girls.