When All Else Fails…

March 16, 2009 at 12:55pm PST

Tags: Brooke Hogan, Calle Ocho, Hulk Hogan

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Bust out the pole.

After laying low for about a year, Brooke Hogan performed at a Latin music festival in Miami yesterday and decided it might be smart to rely on something more than her musical “talents.”

While her father, Hulk Hogan, watched in the audience, and was reportedly quite proud, Brooke decided to make her performance at Calle Ocho stripper-licious.

Brooke really does know best.

Why else would anyone stand around and watch her?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Comments: 2

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March 19, 2009 - 4:28am — Anonymous (not verified)

She's just another no talent

She's just another no talent person, like Paris Hilton who is famous for no reason. If you'd all stop reacting to her, maybe she'd go away???????????

March 18, 2009 - 8:32pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Brooke

She looks like a pig and she should be embarrassed that her father was in the audience. Her father should be embarrassed and he should have walked out. What a family.

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