Chris Brown Tries to Take on Oprah and Fails

September 3, 2009 at 5:26pm PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Chris Brown truly is the king of all tools. First he beat his now ex-girlfriend Rihanna. And now he is taking on the queen of daytime television.

You are very dumb, Chris Brown. Very, very dumb.

In a recent interview Brown was asked how he felt about Oprah having a show discussing domestic abuse inspired by Rihanna.

You won’t believe his response:

"I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a problem,' but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, 'Okay, I'm going to help both of these people out.'"

Did you really think you would sympathy from the Big O?!

Oprah’s reps responded very intelligently and in a very reserved manner.

"Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs."

Just because you did one nice thing, does not excuse your brutality. Unfortunately, you are a complete and total scumbag who will take more than just one act of kindness to redeem.

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