The Chris Brown Police Report

Wanna read something that will give you nightmares?

Here are the LAPD’s notes following Chris Brown’s life threatening assault on Rihanna.

Be prepared, it’s extremely upsetting.

But, as your reading, ask yourself; is this someone whose career I want to support?

Rihanna is refered to by her real name, Robyn F (for Ford), throughout.

"Christopher B and Robyn F have been involved in a dating relations for approx 1 and half year. On Sunday Feb 8 at 25 hours Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robin F picked up Brown's cellular phone and read a three-page text message from a woman Brown had had a previous relationship with."

"A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over in an unknown street and reached over Robyn F with his right hand and opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehcile causing an approx 1 inch raised circular contusion."

"Robyn F turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F's mouth to fill with blood and caused blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F and stated, 'I am going to beat the s–t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!?'"

"Robyn F picked up her cellular phone and called her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her vm greeting was playing Robyn F pretended to talk to her and stated, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there? (this statement was made while the greeting was playing and was not captured) after Robyn F faked the call, Brown and looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I really am going to kill you.'

"Brown resumed punching Robyn F, and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist placing her elbows and face near her lap and in attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F on her left arm and hands, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approx 2 inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F attempted to send another text message to her other personal assistant Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window on to an unknown street. Brown continued driving and Robyn F observed his cellular phone in his lap. She picked up the cellular phone with her left hand, and before she could make a call, he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand."

"Brown held Robyn F close to him and bit her on her left hear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of [address] and Robyn F turned off the car, removed the key from inignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F's left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breath. She began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began to attempt to gauge his eyes out in attempt to flee herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and released her. While brown continued to punch her, she turned around to place her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest and placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away."

"Brown continued to punch her on her legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F began screaming for help. And Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F's plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F was issued a domestic violence protective order (EPO). Affiant conducted an interview with Melissa Ford who advised on Feb. 8, 2009 at 2500 hours she received a phone call from Robin F from from an unknown telephone number later identified as the telephone number of Officer Chavez. Robin F had advised Ford that she had been assaulted by Brown. At approx 1 am Brown called Ford as nothing had happened. Ford advised Brown that she had already talked to Robin F and was aware of what happened. Ford advised Brown that the neighbors had called police and that they were with Robyn F. Brown had asked Ford if Robin F had provided police with his name. And Ford advised him that she had. Brown hung up the telephone and did not call back."

"On Feb. 8, Brown turned himself in and was given a copy of the EPO and advised to not contact Robyn F."

"On Feb. 17 Ford advised the affiant that she had received text messages from … a number that Ford recognized as belonging to Brown. In the text message Brown apologized for what he had done to Robin F. and advised Ford he was going to get help."

There's nothing we can say except this is retched and we're ill just reading it.

—Sasha Perl-Raver