Clive Owen’s Daughter Horrifies Him

It’s every father’s nightmare, even the celebrity dads.

Clive Owen’s little girl is all growd-ed-ed up and that means, dating.

Clive says he was horrified when he found out this 12-year-old daughter Hannah was over the “Boys have cooties” stage and had a man of her own.

Kind of.

Apparently she has a “half-boyfriend.”

Owen explains, “She tells me, ‘Dad... I share him with a friend.’ I still feel awful thinking about it.”

That your daughter is dating or living a low grade version of Big Love? Or that she’s heading for cold sore country?

We put the kibosh on threesomes a long time ago.

No matter what the dynamic, platonic or romantic, in a three way situation, two people walk together and one person walks behind. That’s never good.

—Sasha Perl-Raver