Dancing with the Stars Casting Update

July 28, 2008 at 3:37pm PST
Tags: Dancing with the Stars
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Pitching it as a means to “raise Republican morale” heading into the election, Dancing with the Stars is courting Dan Quayle for the new season according to several insiders!

That’s right, former vice president Dan “I can’t spell potato” Quayle.

The Robin to Bush Senior’s Batman is being wooed to two-step his way back into America’s heart and is said to be on the short list of “Stars” in final negotiations.

The official DWTS lineup will be announced at the end of August.

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July 28, 2008 - 1:40pm — Anonymous (not verified)

I guess the Republican party

I guess the Republican party knows where to find its discriminating target audience during prime time.

July 28, 2008 - 1:38pm — Anonymous

I guess the Republican party

I guess the Republican party knows where its demographic lies.

July 28, 2008 - 12:01pm — Parkingmeter (not verified)

Dan Potatoe-Head Quayle

Dan Q, who makes Jerry Ford look like Abe Lincoln, is and was a sorry joke, worthy of the Bush pointy-heads. He no doubt dances as well as he spells. I'm afraid I'll miss this premiere, but wish him and his polydactyl toes all the best. Ouch!

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