Pitching it as a means to “raise Republican morale” heading into the election, Dancing with the Stars is courting Dan Quayle for the new season according to several insiders!
That’s right, former vice president Dan “I can’t spell potato” Quayle.
The Robin to Bush Senior’s Batman is being wooed to two-step his way back into America’s heart and is said to be on the short list of “Stars” in final negotiations.
The official DWTS lineup will be announced at the end of August.
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I guess the Republican party
I guess the Republican party knows where to find its discriminating target audience during prime time.
I guess the Republican party
I guess the Republican party knows where its demographic lies.
Dan Potatoe-Head Quayle
Dan Q, who makes Jerry Ford look like Abe Lincoln, is and was a sorry joke, worthy of the Bush pointy-heads. He no doubt dances as well as he spells. I'm afraid I'll miss this premiere, but wish him and his polydactyl toes all the best. Ouch!
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