Little Ho Peep Show

Look out Naomi Malone, Dancing with the Stars alums Melanie Brown and Kelly Monaco heading to the Vegas stage.

Monaco, who won season one before being dethroned in a rematch with John O’Hurley and Brown, who was runner up to Helio Castroneves, are set to star in Peepshow, a topless, burlesque-style revue that is expected to open in March at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

Supposedly Brown and Monaco will keep their goodies covered but the showgirls surrounding them will be topless. Brown will be “scantily clad, but in a classy way,” she says.

Is there any other way?

Monaco plays “Little Bo Peep,” a timid, lonely girl who is led by Scary Spice’s character, “Peep Diva.”

Sounds Klassy. We hope Toni Braxton makes a guest appearance.