David Blaine is a Cheater!

September 24, 2008 at 5:42am PST
Tags: David Blaine
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Hey David Blaine, that doesn’t look upside down to us.

“Magician” (what he does isn’t magical, it’s just asinine) David Blaine is supposed to be hanging upside down in Central Park for 60 hours straight.

Why, you might ask yourself? Because he’s an attention hungry imbecile.

Blaine’s latest “stunt” is supposed to turn him into a human bat for two and a half days while he dangles, upside down, above an ice rink in Central Park. David is only supposed to take occasional, short breaks for brief medical check-ups and to pee in a bag (charming). But early Tuesday morning when there were few onlookers, Blaine was caught taking break after break, standing up on a platform for as long as 20 minutes at a time.

That’s cheating! David Blaine can’t even do his crappy stunts with any integrity. He’s such a waste of space. 

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