The Hoff Is Back On The Sauce

October 6, 2008 at 10:23am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

And we don’t mean Gossip Sauce.

Our sources tell us that David Hasselhoff has slipped back into his bathroom floor, burger eating ways and has been drinking heavily again.

At the America’s Got Talent wrap party, “The Hoff," which is what he INSISTS people call him and how he refers to himself (we hate when people speak in the third person), was beyond wasted; slurring, falling over himself and generally acting the fool. A sight, apparently, quite familiar to those who work with him on the show.

Those antics have become too much for some of his co-hosts, especially Jerry Springer, who is getting to the point where he might throw down the “It’s Him or Me” ultimatum when the show comes back next season if “The Hoff” doesn’t get it together.

Worse comes to worst, maybe he can do Germany’s Got Talent

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