Rachel Zoe, You’re Fired

February 27, 2009 at 10:38am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

What.

Is.

She.

Wearing???

Debra Messing, who very publicly employs Rachel Zoe as her stylist, needs to take that skinny bitch over her knee and snap her in half.

How…

Why…

What…

We are at a loss.

There was so much ugliness going on as Debra left Beso restaurant last night, we don’t know where to begin.

Did she lose her dress on the way to dinner and have to make one out of her car seat?

We just pray that monstrosity is pleather and a poor cow didn’t have to die to make something that ugly.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Comments

Look clearly Debra had some

Look clearly Debra had some metal work and serious welding to do before she left the house for dinner. So she decided to turn her leather apron into a dress and wah-la, no need to change.

Although it does look ALOT more like vinyl than leather. Just imagine how sticky and sweaty it would get. Yuck.

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