Drew Barrymore’s Fashion Fail

For the first time since she kicked off the Grey Gardens promotional tour, we can’t get behind what Drew Barrymore is wearing.

Wah wah waaaaaah.

Everyone knows mid-calf is the least flattering length in the universe.

Add the asymmetrical super sleeve, the decorative hair doily and the orthopedic-gone-dominatrix shoes, and she becomes a walking cautionary tale.

This is no way to get a new man, Drew.

And apparently, she needs one.

During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Barrymore insisted she and Justin Long aren’t back together. “We’re good friends, and we’re doing a film this summer. I guess people find it a little confusing. I totally understand. It seems like, ‘What is the deal with them?,’ but we just adore each other.”

When DeGeneres prodded her further about whether they are dating other people, Barrymore clarified, “We’re just friends, so we are free to do whatever we want.”

Hmmm, this sounds like the set up to a romantic comedy where she and Justin end up living happily ever after.

—Sasha Perl-Raver