Evan Rachel Wood is Our New Least Favorite Whore

To quote the brilliant Madeline Kahn in the eminently quotable film Clue:

We hate her soooo much. Flames. Flames on the side of our face! Breathing, breathless, heaving breaths.

Homewrecking whore Evan Rachel Wood, 21, is reportedly jumping off her daddy issues bandwagon and into the arms of one of our favorites, Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who we like to call Mini Keanu).

Granted this information is coming from the National Enquirer, but they were right about John Edwards’ mistress and we fear this is accurate as well. JGL, 27, is too random a celebrity for them to pull this out of thin air if there wasn’t a kernel of truth to the story.

Reportedly Evan and Joseph appeared together at the Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards on November 9th and hit it off, spending the evening dancing, drinking and flirting. They’ve been together ever since.

Are we gonna have to cut a bitch?

Evan, who dated Edward Norton when she was only 19, JUST broke up with Marilyn Manson (who she stole from Dita Von Teese) and was already rumored to be hooking up with her totally groody Wrestler co-star Mickey Rourke. Is she trying to steal the mantel of HoJo from Scarlett Johansson?