BET Awards Best and Worst Dressed

Last night’s BET Awards brought glitz and glam to LA’s Shrine Auditorium. So who delivered a fashion KO and who took a red carpet beating?

Best Dressed-The Knockouts:
Rihanna
In a neon yellow Giambattista Valli dress, the Barbadian songstress looks like the prettiest tennis ball we’ve ever seen. She killed it! Diva purrfection! That’s not an easy dress to pull off, but she manages to make it look chic and effortless. Even the security guard is spellbound.
Alicia Keys
Alicia arrives in a David Meister dress the color of a strawberry blowpop and super-saucy Sergio Rossi heels. Dayum girl! How many licks does it take? But the piece de resistance were the ghetto fabulous hot pink Love/Hate brass knuckles she wore on each hand.
Cassie
Kids, don’t try this at home! It takes a professional to pull off a Vivienne Westwood hyper-mini t-shirt dress the color of Hostess Sno-Balls, but singer and model Cassie manages just fine. When you’re that sumptuous, you really should wear as little clothing as possible. Her body is out of control. We’re going to the gym right now.

Worst Dressed-The Walking Wounded:
Solange Knowles
Not only was Solange Knowles (Beyonce’s less talented, less attractive, less interesting sister…which has to suck when your sister is one of the wackest people on the planet) wearing one of the ugliest, gaudiest dresses of the night (you know that nastiness is House of Dereon),  but her weave was out of control.

It looks like she grabbed some hair and just put it on her head — no styling, no sewing or clipping in, just (insert raspberry noise) hair. Her shoes are tranny-licious (not in a good way), and think of all the poor birds that had to die just so she could look tacky and carry that atrocious purse.

Tina Knowles and her House of Dereon need to be burned to the ground.