Teen Choice Awards Best and Worst Dressed Men

Making Us Weak in the Knees-
David Beckham: A plaid shirt and grey vest? If you’re David Beckham, somehow, it works! Only he could make a cowboy dandy look come across as acutely sexy. And the way he puts his wedding band proudly on display just makes him more delectable.

Brian Austin Green:  Brian Austin Green unbuttons an extra button and lubes up with some baby oil for the red carpet. Nice! Has he forgotten it’s the TEEN Choice Awards? These little girls aren’t ready for all that man love. BAG has pulled a full-on Lazarus this year, rising from the dead thanks to a new role on The Sarah Connor Chronicles (he signed on for six years), his engagement to raging sexpot Megan Foxy Fox and overflowing 90210 nostalgia. David Silver is all grown up and lookin’ good!

Chace Crawford: Does it matter what he’s wearing? We’re imagining him naked anyway. Chace Crawford is human catnip. 

We Wouldn’t Invite You Upstairs
Josh Holloway: Josh! What the eff? That superman shirt is super dorky! And why doesn’t your beard match your hair? Did you go a little wild with the Just For Men? Sigh, we were so excited to see Sawyer, but seeing him like this is just upsetting. Nice tattoos, though. Have those ever made an appearance on Lost?