We Thought We Dodged This Bullet

August 1, 2008 at 10:21am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Because of last year’s writers strike, the 65th Annual Golden Globes were cancelled and, with it, Rumer Willis’ dream of being Miss Golden Globe, an honor reserved for the child of a star who wants to break into the business, the ultimate example of Hollywood nepotism.

While Rumer continues her attempt to launch an acting career, she’ll get a world stage to show just how well she can wear an evening gown, hand people statuettes and escort winners off-stage, obvious prerequisites for a successful acting career. That’s right; Rumer has been re-named Miss Golden Globe for next year’s Golden Globe Awards.

Gag! Her parents, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, must be so proud. Besides acting in The House Bunny (which looks craptacular), Rumer is also a paparazzi magnet and can be found at the opening of an envelope. What a waste of space.

The 66th Annual Golden Globes will be held on January 11th, 2009.

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