Gossip Girl Spoiler Alert: Cemetery Smack Down Edition

Yesterday we saw the cast of Gossip Girl arriving to film a funeral in Brooklyn. A funeral for whom is the only lingering question.

As much as we’d love to see Vanessa take a dirt nap (seriously, could she be any more annoying? Of course she had to cause a scene last night after she saw Nate and Jenny kissing. Get it through your thick skull, V, you’ll ALWAYS be second fiddle whether it’s Dan and Serena, Nate and the Cougar, Nate and Jenny or anyone else. (NO ONE LIKES YOU!), this shot shows Chuck (aka: Ed Westwick) all kinds of pissed off at Serena (aka: Blake Lively) and Vanessa wouldn’t inspire that.

What could possibly have his panties in a bind? Is Daddy Dearest sleeping with the fishes? That would leave Chuck to battle it out with Serena and Lily for the better part of Bart’s fortune and Rufus and Lily to battle their forbidden passion. (Love it!)

Also conspicuously absent from this photo: Baby J. Where’s Jenny (aka: Taylor Momsen)? That rules out any chance it’s Eric (who’s so oblique and peripheral, his death wouldn’t really matter) or Rufus in the coffin.

We feel like singing a few bars of “Don’t Fear the Reaper” because, no matter who goes to the grand penthouse in the sky, it’s gonna be awesome.

We can’t wait.