Gossip Girl Stars on Vacay

Hey, Jess, 1994 called, they want their dress-over-jeans steeze back.

Gossip Girl stars Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were spotted yesterday arriving at Miami International Airport and Szohr was looking busted!

The ripped jeans and baby doll tee under a flowing dress? That is so something Rayanne Graff would have worn.

The couple went straight to the poolside bar at their hotel were Ed stripped to just jeans, showing off his tattoos and fuzzy, slightly doughy belly (which, we can’t lie, dropped his sexxxy quotient a few points) and the pair starting doing shots at 11:30am.

Not to play Dr. Body Language too much, but check out how Ed deals with her.

She’s reaching out to grab his hand and he’s barely holding on, she’s got her arms wrapped around him and he’s languidly hugging back with only one arm and when they leave the bar, she’s trailing behind him like a puppy dog.

We’re gonna say it: Jessica, he’s just not that into you.

—Sasha Perl-Raver