Bethenny Frankel Disses Gwyneth Paltrow

It's a real housewife of NYC vs. rockstar celeb wife of London. And the knives are out.

Gwyneth Paltrow's recent Goop antics, which some (okay many) call self-indulgent, have now irked the ranting queen of Real Housewives of NYC, Bethenny Frankel. If the ladies of that show love anything, it's drama. She commented on the possibility of a Food Network-style show with Gwyneth:

"I'd rather staple my eyelids shut than watch Gwyneth cook," the chef told NY Daily News. She added, "Gwyneth is afraid to [reveal] who she really is - she's so manhandled by publicists and managers. Her show would be way too boring to watch."

Well it would certainly have lots of showy references to Gwyneth's many world travels, if this Goop clip is any indication.

And mentions of "beautiful radishes" and "gorgeous arugula." Girl, you ain't no Ina Garten. Lay off on the food imagery please.

Finally, Bethenny added that she has been approached to create a food series of her own, but nothing has been confirmed yet. Oh, so that's the motivation.  We see she's already gunning down the competition.