Howard Stern’s Rest Stop Closed

You know you’re big time when you have toilets named in your honor. But you also know times are hard when those toilets get closed down due to the economic crunch.

The Howard Stern Rest Stop along I-295 in New Jersey (only a state as klassy as Jersey would dedicate bathrooms to someone, and of course, that someone, Stern, would be equally klassy) has a history of problems and closures; it was closed last year after state officials discovered motorists were using the bathrooms for sex romps in Stern’s honor.

What else did they expect? It's the Howard Stern Rest Stop. In Jersey. Duh.

They installed portable toilets outside the pit stop and reopened it but that failed to put an end to the amorous rendezvous (Seriously? We won’t even pee in one of those things and people are doinking in them?)  Looks like that won’t be a problem anymore since officials are closing the entire area saying, "Unfortunately, it's a sign of the economic times. The cost of maintaining it was too much."

How do you know there’s a recession? When times are so tight you can’t even go to bathroom anymore.