Cloris Leachman and Jack Black’s Sexy Times

January 2, 2009 at 11:01am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Imagine a bubble bath, some candlelight and the low rumblings of Mister Barry White.

Sexy, right?

Now toss in a couple dripping wet and making out.

Ooooo, very Harlequin romance novel.

But we forgot to mention, the couple making out is Cloris Leachman and Jack Black.

Ummmm, ew.

Ewwwww.

We feel dirty.

Hurricane Cloris has signed on for The Office’s post Super Bowl blow-out episode, which also features Jessica Alba, and she says, “[Jack] has to take me naked out of a bathtub and we kiss a lot.”

Maybe Steve Carell will jump in too and we’ll get to enjoy a really awkward threesome situation.

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Oh MY GOD that made cry! I

Oh MY GOD that made cry! I LOVE YOU JACK BLACK! I LOVE YOU!!!
Would you MAKEOUT with ME!

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