Jennifer Lopez Wants to Ruin the Best Show on Broadway

January 27, 2009 at 12:12pm PST
Tags: Broadway, Chicago, Gigli, In the Heights, Jennifer Lopez, Rent
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

We love In the Heights.

We worship In the Heights.

We have it playing on our iPod and stuck in our heads most hours of the day.

It's reverted us back to the Rent-loving theater geek we were in 1996.

And now Jenny from the frickin’ Block wants to defile the best thing on Broadway in years.

J-Lo was spotted going to see the Tony award winning show twice in one week before going to dinner with the musical’s producer Meryl Poster at Nobu 57 on Friday evening.

Speculation is rampant that Lopez was discussing joining the cast or working on a big screen adaptation a la Chicago or the aforementioned Rent, which was butchered onscreen.

Listen, bitch, HANDS OFF!

If they make the show into a movie, you don’t let your dirty Gigli hands anywhere near it or we’re going to hunt you down and give you the whoopin’ you deserve.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

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