Oh How the Mighty Have Fallen

March 3, 2009 at 11:32am PST
Tags: Dean Cain, Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe, Tara Reid, Watchmen
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

OMG!

Did Jesse Metcalfe eat Dean Cain?

Remember when Jesse was the hot gardener on Desperate Housewives?

Now he’s just the desperate loser who shows up on the red carpet and makes people gasp in wonder, thinking, “What happened to that guy?”

Jesse attended last night’s Watchmen premiere at Graumann’s Chinese in Hollywood, and he looked like straight up butt juice.

No bueno.

Very retired porn star.

And that’s not a good thing.

Looks like Jesse’s “lifestyle” (sniff, sniff) has finally caught up to him.

He’s so the male Tara Reid.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

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