Jessica Biel Follows in Jessica Simpson’s Footsteps

April 29, 2009 at 5:25am PST
Tags: Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Lisa Kudrow, Patrick Swayze, Powder Blue, Ray Liotta, Whitaker
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Biel’s attempt to go deep and bare her soul – along with her breasts – will never hit the big screen.

Her latest film, Powder Blue, is getting the Jessica Simpson treatment and being banished straight to DVD.

We figured the promise of seeing Biel play an exotic dancer, complete with bare boobies, in a film which also stars Forest Whitaker, Ray Liotta, Lisa Kudrow and Patrick Swayze, in his last role before he was diagnosed and became seriously ill with pancreatic cancer, would at least have the curiosity factor to earn it a proper debut. Apparently not. 

Instead, it will be released on DVD in June.

All the better for pervs to enjoy it in private.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

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