Jessica Simpson Puts Her Dukes Up

March 9, 2009 at 9:31am PST

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Buh-bye, mom jeans.

The daisy dukes are back on!

Jessica Simpson performed at the Florida Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida on Sunday (her career is so deeply in the toilet) and came out in short shorts, a bustier and cowboy shirt.

Her legs looked great but that get up is on another plane of ugly.

Who cares if she’s lost weight when she flaunts it in outfits like that?

Woo, that’s a bad scene.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

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August 7, 2009 - 2:52pm — Anonymous

DUKES

SHE LOOKS SEXY AS HELL

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