Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Jonas Brothers?

December 30, 2008 at 1:12pm PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

The NYPD, that’s who.

Forget terrorist attacks, blackouts, public urination or sex in Central Park; the biggest issue the New York Police Department is currently facing is what they expect will be a “mob scene” at this year’s Times Square New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

Why?

Because Nick, Kevin and Joe, the Jo-Bros, will be performing, and the boys in blue aren’t sure they have the man power to contain the mania.

Like the post office, you know Jo-Bro fans won’t be deterred by what is expected to be 17 degree weather, with a chance of rain or snow.

There’s nothing like stampeding a police barricade to tackle a Jonas Bro in the hopes of securing a lock of their luxurious hair to keep you warm.

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