Is Joshua Jackson Dating a Chippendale's Dancer?

December 11, 2008 at 9:12am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Joshua Jackson and his longtime girlfriend Diane Kruger make their way out of the Ray-Ban Remasters party at the Bowery Ballroom in Downtown Manhattan on Tuesday.

What the hell is Kruger wearing?

She looks like a Chippendale’s reject.

We’re sure those fugly high-waisted sating pants are probably Chanel but (to quote Miss Tyra Banks) just ‘cause it’s designer, that doesn’t make it right.

Unless we’re being escorted to our table at Red Lobster, this outfit is NOT okay!

However, she does have one pretty outstanding accessory. Nothing pulls an outfit together (or makes it at least forgivable) like Pacey on your arm.

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