My Eyes! My Eyes!!!

July 24, 2008 at 5:18am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Put your hand down, Julianne! Don’t draw any more attention to yourself.

Actress Julianne Moore spent her afternoon visiting an antique store in Manhattan before trying to flag a cab…in THE UGLIEST FREAKIN’ OUTFIT IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did she lose a bet? Those shoes alone are cause for public ridicule and shame. Off the fugly charts! And that dress looks like one of those Arab headscarves that got Rachel Ray in so much trouble. But bigger, baggier, uglier and more embarrassing. She looks like a mental patient who broke loose.

OMG, we can't get over those SHOES!!! We don’t know if we should laugh, cry or hurl.

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