Kanye West and Amber Rose No Longer an Item

Ladies, listen up- Kanye West, the loud-mouthed and Auto-Tune-obsessed rapper himself, is officially single. Try to restrain yourselves!

In all seriousness, rumors have been building up about the split between Kanye and foxy lady Amber Rose. They haven’t been spotted together in ages, for one. And the question still floats around —were they ever a serious couple, or did Kanye just pluck Amber out of a music video set, shower her with $$$, and play boyfriend/girlfriend for the press? We're not sayin, we're just sayin'...They weren’t very convincing.

Now the rumors have been confirmed, and a spokesman for Kanye informed the New York Post that "they are no longer a couple." Aw, sorry ‘ye. But, well, Amber is a bisexual former stripper. Surely you can find someone more attuned to your needs? A fashion designer, perhaps?

In other Kanye news, he talked about his charity foundation (called the Kanye West Foundation, natch) to USA Today and insisted:

"I'm a very, very down-to-earth person." If you say so. Presumably for proof, he added: "I mean, I stay in the middle of the city in New York.” Right.

Stay gold, Kanye. Stay gold.