If This Photo Could Talk

February 4, 2009 at 5:28am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attended the premiere of his film Valkyrie in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil yesterday and we can’t help but pull a do-you-see-what-we-see.

Maybe we’ve been reading too much US Weekly but the body language expert in us is desperate to come out and play.

Do you notice how Katie is pulling the lower half of her body away from Tom?

Seriously, how much do you think she gets paid a year to be his beard?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

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I don't know how you even

I don't know how you even noticed the body language when confronted with something so illogically ugly as THAT dress. It has a blue bow on it, a blue bow for gosh sake. You must have stronger eyes than I have to even bear looking at it long enough to notice Tom Cruise is standing next to her. Yikes!

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