Unfortunately, Kevin Bacon isn't in Footloose shape anymore.
Bacon was in a subway station in New York on Thursday when a thief swiped his Blackberry. The actor, 50, chased the guy down, but he got away.
Wait, are times really so bad that Kevin Bacon has to take the subway?
On the bright side, if they ever find the guy he can get his wife, Kyra Sedgwick, to get the confession.