Is Kiefer Sutherland a Head Butt-er?

Drama!

At the Met’s Costume Institute Gala afterparty this weekend, things got out of control.

There are conflicting reports on how or why it happened, but here’s how the story ended: Kiefer Sutherland flew into Jack Bauer-mode and head butted Jack McCollough, the co-founder of fashion line Proenza Schouler.

Initially it was reported that Kiefer was talking to Brooke Shields (who happens to also be a friend of McCollough’s) when the designer bumped into her. Some say he knocked her over, others say he just interrupted their conversation, regardless, the next the thing McCollough knew, Kiefer was all up in his grill. The two exchanged heated words, and Kiefer busted out his 24 moves and allegedly headbutted him.

Why are we not surprised?

This is a man who’s whipped out his penis is public and is notorious for passing out in karaoke bars.

We’re gonna go waaaay out on a limb here and guess Kiefer was lit.

We know, we know. 

Kiefer? Drunk? Say it ain’t so.

But that’s what our McGruff investigatory skills are telling us.

Let the lawsuits begin!

—Sasha Perl-Raver