Kim Kardashian Wants You To Know She’s Not "Plus-Sized"

Kim Kardashian never ceases to amaze us with her grotesque lack of self-awareness.

Us Weekly recently printed a story about how Forever 21 was launching a new plus-sized line and it mentioned that Kim was a fan…

Of the store, not of the plus-sized clothing, something anyone with two brain cells who play together could have inferred.

Kim’s two brain cells don’t like to share the playground.

So she took to her blog and wrote:

“I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a ‘fuller-figured woman’ of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.”

That’s almost as klassy as telling everyone how much you made last year hawking your life to the highest bidder.

Who cares if people think you’re plus-sized?

Do you prefer that people think, excuse us, KNOW, that you’re a nimrod?

—Sasha Perl-Raver