Crimes of Fashion

We've got two fashion offenders this week: Kristen Stewart and Cher.

Let's talk about Cher first, because, well, she makes it so easy. We all know that Cher is known for her outrageous getups. (See Exhibit A and Exhibit B.) And maybe we should cut her some slack here. She's not off to an awards show or to anything fancy. She's just shopping. And maybe we could do that if she wasn't wearing the horrendous headband. Or the boots. or the jeans. Someone also needs to tell her that she's sixty-three years-old. That's right, people!

Okay, now onto Ms. Bella. Here she is attending the premiere of New Moon. She's always kind of a hot mes, but this one is really rough. The bright colors don't exactly mesh with her teen angst persona, but if we're being totally honest, we don't totally hate it. She's sort of cute, and maybe we like her teen angst.