Kristen Wiig’s Face is a Horror!

If Carrie and Freddie Kruger had a love child, it would be SNL’s Kristen Wiig as she made her way through LAX today.

That hat ain’t gonna hide what’s goin’ on with your face, honey. It just draws attention. It makes people think, “Hmmm, why’s that lady wearing such a big silly hat. Let me get a look at her mug…OOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!”

Hide the children, they’ll have nightmares.

Sporting shiny skin that looked like Beef Carpaccio, swollen cheeks and two black eyes, we’re gonna guess Kristen went in for a chemical peel (our sources say probably a phenol peel). They couldn’t do that in New York where you could hide from the paparazzi?

We get it; Kristen will be 35 in August and her career is just starting to take off, she wants to keep up with the Blake Lively and Megan Fox’s of the world. All we’re saying is don’t go out in public for a little while after cosmetic procedures. Let us wonder how you look so damn good, don’t show us what you look like minus nine layers of skin.

Rule of thumb: Keep your epidermis to yourself like a lady.