Gaga’s X-Factor & Phontom Marriage

Lady GaGa has claimed she is married to rapper Kanye West and that she would not be a judge on The X Factor because it's wrong to judge music.

The 23-year-old star was recently at the Orange Rock Corps volunteer gig where she told the UK's Mirror: "I'm married to Kanye, I love and admire him so much. As I say, “we're married."

Really?

Didn't he just split with a bisexual former stripper a month or so ago? Now he's snuck off and married a tranny?

We think Gaga is going more than a little ga-ga.

She's also turning down jobs she's never been offered, taking a swipe at fellow singer Cheryl Cole's decision to be a judge on X Factor.

"I've never been asked to be a judge, but I wouldn't say yes if I was. I don't believe it's right to judge music, it's so personal,” Gaga said.

"Right now I'm possessed with this incredible instinctual energy to write joyous melodies. I don't know where it's coming from."

Uh huh, "I want to take a ride on your disco stick" is pure genius. I think we know where that “energy” is coming from.

— Sophie Eager, Splash News