Lance Armstrong Couldn't Beat Sheryl Crow's Clock

May 11, 2009 at 8:08am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

It's been three years since Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow parted ways, but Lance is still explaining his decision to end the relationship.

In a new book entitled Lance, which is due out in July, Armstrong tells the author, John Wilcockson, that Crow's biological clock was to blame for the break-up.

"She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn't want that, but I didn't want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I'd just had kids," the cyclist, whose current girlfriend, Anna Hansen, is pregnant, said. "Yet we're up against her biological clock -- that pressure is what cracked it. I felt like I wasn't ready... I would have been in the future, but not then."

Normally we'd be rolling our eyes like crazy over some guy blaming his girlfriend's "biological clock" for their separation, but since Crow adopted a son in May, 2007 and Armstrong has one on the way, it looks like it all worked out for both of them in the end.

Time to move on.

—J. Bavoso

 

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