Lane Garrison Granted Early Parole

April 24, 2009 at 6:51am PST
Tags: Jessica Simpson, Lane Garrison, prison, Prison Break
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Prison Break star Lane Garrison has been granted parole for good behavior.

And Jessica Simpson will be picking him up from prison.

Seriously.

Garrison has been incarcerated since November 2007 after he was convicted of vehicular manslaughter following a drunk driving accident which left a 17-year old passenger dead and two 15-year-old passengers injured. He was sentenced to 40-months at the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility in San Diego, California and yesterday reached a settlement with the families of the victims.

He and Simpson have been friends since childhood and she’s arranged his pickup already.

Maybe that’s part of his parole: he’ll be forced to spend time on Simpson arrest and listen to her warble “These Boots Were Made for Walkin’” until he’s begging for mercy.

Talk about paying your debt to society.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

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