Is This the Face of a Model?

June 26, 2008 at 4:34pm PST
Tags: Alexander McQueen, Chanel, Christian Lacroix, Cindy Crawford, Lily Cole, Louis Vuitton, Tyra Banks

Yeesh!

British “model” Lily Cole looks to’ up from the flo’ up at a Louis Vuitton sponsored dinner, hosted at the Serpentine Gallery in London on Tuesday.

Cole, a favorite of designers like Chanel, Christian Lacroix and Alexander McQueen, was bringing the ugly from head to toe.

The Sunday School white Mary Janes over lacey socks creeping up a pair of sickeningly twiggy legs only to be met but a tuxedo shirt dress gone wrong were just the beginning of the All-Around Badness she’s got going on.

Yuck.

We miss models like Cindy Crawford and Tyra Banks. Curvy girls with glorious faces and the sense to know, no matter how pretty you might be, an ugly dress is still gonna be ugly.

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