Lindsay Lohan Calls the Cops

At this point, every police force in every major city around the world should just have a dedicated LiLo squad.

Lindsay Lohan freaked out when she accidentally left her cell phone in a New York deli this week. So much so that she called the cops to get it back.

Apparently when the "actress" returned to the deli to retrieve the phone, the guy at the counter had no idea who she was (burn!) and insisted on watching the security camera footage to determine if it was in fact hers. That's when Lindsay freaked out and called the cops.

By the time they arrived, however, the situation had already worked itself out.

Great, now Lohan has officially made the leap from waste-of-life to waste-of-police-resources.