Lindsay Lohan is Losing It: Part Two

April 8, 2009 at 10:00am PST
Tags: Britney Spears, Drea de Mateo, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Samantha Ronson, Us Weekly
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Woo woooo…

All aboard the Lohan Tragic Express!

Us Weekly’s cover this week is of sad sack Lindsay Lohan with the headline screaming ‘I AM SO ALONE.’

Inside the magazine, Lindsay describes her life as “absolute hell,” saying everyone is turning against her and at her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s party last Friday, Nicole Richie walked past her and said, “Uck,” and Drea de Mateo said, “Come at me, bitch.”

The magazine also claims that not only did Sam change the locks on Lindsay, she took out a restraining order against her, though other sources have since refuted that part of the story.

Is someone kuku for Cocoa Puffs?

Lindsay is totally the new Britney.

Hide the clippers, y'all.

We’ve got a head-shaver on the loose!

—Sasha Perl-Raver

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