Michael Lohan Says God Took Away Lindsay's Career

November 8, 2009 at 7:14am PST

Ever wonder why Lindsay Lohan's career is currently in the crapper?

Michael Lohan, Lindsay's father, claims it's because God is punishing her.

"That's a lie," the perennial frontrunner for the World's Worst Dad told the New York Post in response to claims by Lindsay that he used to threaten to kill  her mother, Dina Lohan. "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that …No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."

Interesting. We would have assumed having Michale Lohan for a father would be divine punishment enough.

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