Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorcing

October 15, 2008 at 8:05 AM PST
Tags: Divorce, Guy Ritchie, Madonna
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

No Duh!

After months of denials amidst rumors they were only staying together to rustle up press for Madonna’s tour (already underway) and Guy’s movie RocknRolla (it opened in LA and NY last week), Guy Ritchie and Madonna have announced they’re getting a divorce after seven and a half years of marriage.

Now Madonna is free to bang all the married baseball players she can get her hands on.

We give Ritchie major kudos for lasting almost eight years! Can you imagine dealing with Madonna’s megalomaniacal ass day in and day out?

We’re shocked he didn’t jump off a building years ago.

The real question now is: How much of her fortune will Guy get?

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