Malin Akerman is the Human Condom

Here’s a superhero name we’re guessing hasn’t been trademarked yet.

Watchmen star Malin Akerman has dubbed herself the “human condom.”

The actress had to pour herself into a second skin latex rubber outfit to play Silk Spectre II in the new blockbuster, and she says she hated every minute of it. 

She tells Maxim magazine, “[At first] I thought it was really f--king hot.

“Then I tried it on, and I thought it was really f--king uncomfortable. And the smell? When you take it off, it smells like a human condom.”

We wonder what Billy Crudup smelled like.

Hmmmm.

Why do we have a sudden urge to suck on a blue raspberry Nowandlater?

–Sasha Perl-Raver