Mary-Kate Olsen Celebrates the Recession Sale Rack

Leave it to a mega-millionaire munchkin to find a reason to celebrate America’s recent, devastating economic downturn.

Mary-Kate Olsen was recently overheard in the elevator at Barneys talking about how excited she was about all the discounted merchandise up for grabs since everyone (except her, her sister and their posse) is don’t-have-a-pot-to-piss-in poor.

As in, so poor, you can’t afford the “R”, so you’re just poo’.

But not MK, who can now buy all her favorite ugly-as-sin clothing at discount prices.

“It’s really sad. The recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales,” said MK reportedly, who pointed to her hat. “That’s where I got this! The recession!”

It ain’t a store, bitch! It’s a financial crisis that’s ruining people’s lives. Knowing MK's taste and penchant for homeless chic, we bet that hat is butt ugly too.

All we can say to her is: ewww.