Ashlee Simpson Moves Into Melrose Place

March 9, 2009 at 9:51am PST

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, CW, Melrose Place

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Oh.

My.

God.

As if the show weren’t already on the road to Sucktown, USA, it just hopped an express train there.

Ashlee Simpson has joined the cast of The CW’s revival of Melrose Place.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

She will play “small-town girl Violet, a character whose disarming naiveté masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within.”

Melrose Place is dead to us now.

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