Melrose Place Coming to The CW?

Oh. My. God. 

Now that the worst show on television, 90210, is on the air, the CW wants to defile another pillar of fantastic 90's television, Melrose Place.

NOOOOO!!!!!

SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!!!

Just like 9021-oh no they didn’t, Darren Star won’t be involved in The Return to Melrose Place, but Heather Locklear’s return is already being discussed.

This is ridiculous! Why does the CW insist on ruining our favorite TV memories? Is there going to be an underutilized black aerobics instructor, a gay social worker and a bar called Shooters? Or just a bunch of craptastic actors, lame story lines and awful writing like on 90210 2.0.

We feel sick right now.